
Rhinoceros
The Rhinocerous has up to 84 chromosomes and a unicorn horn! Add those two things to 15 tons of armored animal and you have a super smart flying tank beast.

Rhinoceros
The Rhinocerous has up to 84 chromosomes and a unicorn horn! Add those two things to 15 tons of armored animal and you have a super smart flying tank beast.

Skull/Face
Skullface is a a despicable creature suspended somewhere between life and death, but with great teeth. He like to bring the fear and the party.

pterodactyl
Pterodactyls were flying reptiles that would be pretty cool to have around today. We could probably train them to do lots of useful stuff like dry laundry, deliver messages, and spying. Also, they didn’t technically have wings so much as a really long fourth finger.

Lobsturtle
Between Turlobster, Craburtle, Turcrabtle, and TurtlePinchy Man, I’m going with Lobsturtle.

Honda Cub C70
The Honda Cub C70 is a variant of the 1958 Honda 50, which is the best selling powered vehicle of all time, and that includes the Camry.

Bill Murray in Broken Flowers
Bill Murray has played a major role in almost every decent movie made in my lifetime, and I am including the forthcoming Ghostbusters III.

corkscrew
Its pretty hard to look tough when your opening a bottle of wine, and using a corkscrew like this is definitely NOT going to help.

viperfish
Viperfish is just a fish and not at all a snake. It can’t spit venom at you and it can’t even choke you out. It can bite you to death with its razor teeth and eat you though.

Lemur
Lemurs are one of the few animals that display female dominance. This means that the lady of the house gets to choose which side of the bed she wants, and that she will probably win in a fight.

DeLorean
I always kind of wanted a DeLorean, but for some reason knowing that I could actually purchase one makes it far less appealing.